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Commenter on an article about gay penguins: You don't think that these two penguins made a conscious choice to live an "alternative lifestyle" and were just egged on to do so by all of the gay penguin activists that have infiltrated mainstream penguin culture and the penguin-oriented media? Couldn't some committed animal psychologists work with them and give them "corrective therapy"? Can't Michelle Bachman's husband at least come down and offer to pray with them? WE must help these poor birds. How can they deal with all of the fundamentalist penguins who are going to tell them that they will burn forever in penguin hell?

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karen_jk
Nov. 15th, 2011 02:02 pm (UTC)
Fantabulous! The penguin-oriented media is the best part. :)
bonnie_halfelvn
Nov. 15th, 2011 09:29 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked it.
princess_lesa
Nov. 15th, 2011 09:19 pm (UTC)

Omg...rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!!

bonnie_halfelvn
Nov. 15th, 2011 09:30 pm (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed. :D
dreamer_98
Nov. 16th, 2011 12:30 am (UTC)
Hehehehe. :)

Touche, commenter. Touche.
bonnie_halfelvn
Nov. 16th, 2011 11:01 am (UTC)
Points out the ridiculousness of those arguments, doesn't it?
snowywolfowl
Nov. 16th, 2011 12:37 am (UTC)
That's a great, funny comment but seriously, I'm curious about what will happen if these two are split up. Will they mate successfully, raise eggs, and form a stable pair bond with females, or will they reject any mating attempts and stay together? I honestly doubt there is anything we can confidently extrapolate here regarding human behaviour but that doesn't mean splitting them up isn't a valid scientific experiment.
bonnie_halfelvn
Nov. 16th, 2011 11:05 am (UTC)
Of course, it's not about the experiment - it's about procreation of an endangered species.

I have seen other stories of male birds who have rejected their same sex mate and mated with females.

Perhaps orientation is more fluid with birds. But I'll be interested to see what happens with these two.
mellymell
Nov. 16th, 2011 08:47 pm (UTC)
WINNING!
bonnie_halfelvn
Nov. 17th, 2011 01:07 am (UTC)
YEP!
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