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Columbia, SC. Police say a woman was injured while cooking in her friend's kitchen after at least one round of .45 caliber ammunition exploded from within the oven.

I'm only linking this to show my source. Video shows the outside of the house where this happened. Not too exciting.



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Feb. 24th, 2013 03:08 am (UTC)
A tragic accident but no reason for any further gun control actions. After all, if the oven wasn't armed it would be at the mercy of some murderous drug crazed appliance. I mean seriously, do you know what that the fridge is packing in the veggie crisper? Take the .45 out of the oven and you just might come home to find it's had its face eaten off by a bathtube full of bath salts.

Do you want that on your conscience? Do you?
Feb. 24th, 2013 06:49 am (UTC)
So true. Fridge criminals are going to get weapons no matter what, so why try to discourage it? Might as well just leave the oven door wide open, too.
Feb. 24th, 2013 07:38 am (UTC)
Exactly! If we take away an oven's right to have a big scary gun we're telling the other appliances that it's perfectly all right to pull the poor oven's door open and legitimately baste their turkey like the godless debased heathens they are. After all the only thing that stops a toaster with an AK-47 is a coffee maker with an RPG-7 and the will to use it.

Ok, I'm going to stop now because this is just getting to be too much fun and I don't really want to trivialize the issue at hand. I hope it was good for a chuckle or two.
Feb. 24th, 2013 01:39 pm (UTC)
Well, this debate does give new meaning to the concept of bringing a (paring?) knife to a gun fight.
Feb. 24th, 2013 05:03 pm (UTC)
True that.
Feb. 24th, 2013 05:53 pm (UTC)
We don't need more guns in the kitchen. We need more Bushido!

Feb. 24th, 2013 05:05 pm (UTC)
Oh, I enjoyed the trivialization because really, that's what the gun lobby has been doing. This just illuminates it. Although some of the actual debate is even more ridiculous.
Feb. 24th, 2013 06:17 pm (UTC)
Well I can't agree with more gun control over someone being shot while baking. After all lard is a huge contributor to obesity, and that is a killer. Remember, Aunt Jemima took the guns, Betty Crocker took the guns, Uncle Ben took the guns, Baby Ruth took the guns and Nutty Buddy took the guns, and I'm here to tell you that 1776 will commence again if you try to take our toaster oven's fire arms!

Ok, yeah, even I can't keep this up now. Once I have to start working in Alex Jones quotes, it's over, because honestly, I'm not sure Alex Jones can realistically win in a debate against a box of Quaker Oats. He'd really have to bring his A+ game there.
Feb. 24th, 2013 07:33 pm (UTC)
My reaction to Alex Jones would have been to smile or laugh. I don't know how anyone could keep a straight face in the presence of that childish attempt at intimidation.
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